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Newsflash: Hubble: Still Out There

January 14, 2009

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (AP) — Today it was confirmed by an elite team of scientists at NASA that yes, Hubble is still out there.

“Who knew?” said astophysicist Ted Kerplucken. “I sure as hell didn’t.”
Hubble, which was originally launched on April 24, 1990, has apparently been taking photos for over 18 years.
“Really?” said Nobel prize winner Ariel Downs. “Little guy keeps shootin’ away. It’s a miracle!”
Hubble could not be reached for comment.
Copyright 2009 The Ass Press.
One Comment leave one →
  1. Nancy permalink
    January 14, 2009 2:39 pm

    “If the Hubble was BBQ spareribs, would you eat it?? It’s a simple question. I know I would!!”

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