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The Top 10 Festivus Grievances of 2008

December 11, 2008

As presented by Neeraja…

10. People who type “LOL” when they’re not laughing out loud (followed by “People who say–not type–LOL”).
9. Networks that cancel shows mid-year without resolving the story lines!
8. Eagles–all that national recognition for what? The only real difference between eagles and vultures is that one is better looking than the other. What would we be saying about people if we applied the same standard?
7. Facebook friend requests for people I went to high school with who never talked to me in high school.
6. Fans of Star Trek–it’s over and it wasn’t ever that good anyway.
5. People who put the flap of toilet paper against the wall instead of near the toilet (followed by an “Amen, brother”).
4. Chinese lead factories–can’t you just send us some safe toys?
3. The misconception that the early bird catches the worm–Chuck Norris always catches the worm.
2. That Somali pirates don’t talk like pirates.
And the top Festivus grievance of 2008…
1. High School Musical. Where did you come from, and when will you return to that abyss?

Thanks for making the magic happen. It’s been a good year.
6 Comments leave one →
  1. January 24, 2009 6:24 pm

    1 Grievance may or may not have been inspired by the kleenex box in the bathroom at the time. High School Musical 3… SERIOUSLY?!?!?

  2. January 24, 2009 6:27 pm

    They were on sale. And the Hispanic chick is hot.

    • Dionne permalink
      December 11, 2009 9:24 pm

      Jamie she was not hispanic. Vanessa Hudgeons is of mixed race: black and Philipino (sp?)

      • Dionne permalink
        December 11, 2009 9:25 pm

        Sorry i meant “Jamey”.

      • December 11, 2009 9:40 pm

        She’s so pretty!

        • Dionne permalink
          December 11, 2009 9:48 pm

          You know she was a minor when she filmed that. Just thought you should know you are crushing on jail bait…lol.

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